First, go grab some headphones. The best ones you’ve got. If the best ones you’ve got are these suckers (or something similar), you should really go buy new ones, but use the best you’ve got for right now.
Take a break from whatever you’re doing for 2 minutes and listen, but just listen to the whole thing, even if you have to multi-task.
When Nike decided to bring back their classic ad, they did it in style. Here, you see a clever and semi-honest depiction of a large-trunked-but-healthy-woman demonstrating why it’s okay to have a large rear and buy Nike shoes.
Brilliance in advertising.
Here’s the text with spelling and grammatical mistakes intact:
MY BUTT is Big and round like the letter C and ten thousand lunges has made it rounder but not smaller and thats just fine. It’s a space heater for my side of the bed It’s my embassador to those who walk behind me it’s a border collie that herds skinny women away from the best deals at clothing sales. My butt is big and thats just fine and those who might scorn it are invited to kiss it. Just Do It. NikeWomen.com
There is this thing currently going around tumblr about why dating a writer is good. I think it’s nice that this thing is going around, because I like writers, and lots of us could use more dates. As a writer who has dated people, though — including other writers — I would like to offer some…
After Matt came out to me, he once asked me if I thought gay couples would ever be allowed to get married. I told him I didn’t think it would happen in my lifetime, but it probably would in his. It’s so sad, and…ironic, that it turned out the other way.